Andrew Jordan

@herrjordan

Trained journalist, TV/Radio production, music, and other crud. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

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Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· 29d

This is what all of the Toronto area looked like, yesterday. I took this just before noon. Those aren't clouds, btw

An orange hazy smoke filled suburban neighbourhood. The sun is being blocked out by the smoke in the air.

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jul 4

Kearney from The Simpsons hold an electric razor and saying "Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jul 1

You posted this, yesterday, and I didn't even have to wait a full day to use it

A YouTube frame image from a link that says "Tommy Dreamer on career brain damage" posted by TSN. 48K views. 10 years ago.

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jun 29

Simpsons frame of an Eastern European man driving an incredibly long car with over a dozen wheels into Homer's side yard. He has his hands in the air and the caption says "Hooray"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jun 27

The Guttenberg Bible, the one true good book

The cover of The Guttenberg Bible by Steve Guttenberg. The cover has a picture of Steve holding a film slate that says "A Memoir"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jun 15

The signs were there, looking back to Newsradio 😆

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jun 8

@jasonkirk.fyi Started watching X-Men: TAS because of you. Have you ever seen "Generation X" from 1996? I remember having a copy recorded off TV. It's easily the worst live action X-Men movie (that I still watched dozens of times because it was the only one)

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jun 5

Yep, my thoughts exactly

Scott Thompson on Twitter

I stand with Graham Linehan. @Glinner

11:14am. Sep 3, 2025.

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· May 26

Same energy

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· May 7

Mr. Burns saying to Homer "I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 23

@nodunks.com This was the only thought I had after @jeskeets.bsky.social winked

Panel 1: J.E. Skeets winking awkwardly
Panel 2: Michael Bluth saying "I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 22

I don't even post here that much 😄

A screenshot shot showing that I'm blocked by Why

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 16

What about the other members of the Order of the Triad?

The Alchemist from The Venture Bros. He describes his looks as a paunchy gay guy who loves Jimmy Buffett

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 16

The Blue Jays are doing a Hello Kitty bobblehead night in September. The Rogers Centre is going to be an insane zoo

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 10

This one is a lot to take in. Is the wing entirely made of welded together model cars? Why yes, it is. I also don't think the tires are the right size for the rims.

A beat up car decorated in faded stickers with a rear wing made of model cars welded together, and there are a bunch of other model cars welded to the roof

A side shot of a beat up car decorated in faded stickers with model cars welded to the roof. There are mostly stickers of motorcycles. The wheels don't fit properly on the rims

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 8

An entire bar freaking out, rushing to stop a man in a Phish t-shirt from going to the jukebox. The caption reads "Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 5

Hell, here's Merriam-Webster's official definition of a Screwball that says it breaks in the opposite direction of a curveball. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...

screwball
1 of 2
noun

screw·ball ˈskrü-ˌbȯl
plural: screwballs

1: a baseball pitch that spins and breaks in the opposite direction to a curve
The students learned that most pitches - such as fastballs, curveballs, sliders and screwballs - spin because pitchers wrap their fingers around the ball and, in releasing it, whip them across its surface.
-Scientific American

Back in '34, he had made five future Hall of Famers whiff, one by one, and he had done it just as Fernando had, with a screwball- a pitch that breaks in toward a batter, opposite of a curveball.
- Tom Friend

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 5

Here's Baseball Almanac's page referring to a Screwball as a reverse curve

A pitched ball that breaks in the opposite direction of a curveball. It is held the same as a fastball or curveball but is thrown with an inward rotation of the hand and arm. It is spun out of the hand between the middle finger and the fourth and fifth fingers with the middle finger and wrist providing the spin. Unlike the curveball, the wrist is snapped a quarter turn inward and the ball breaks less and with less speed than a curveball. When thrown by a right-handed pitcher, the screwball breaks down and in to a right-handed batter and down and away to a left-handed batter. Because it is difficult to master, the screwball is not a popular pitch: the pitcher has to twist his arm with an inside-out motion, thereby making the elbow susceptible to injury. The pitch was first made famous by Christy Mathewson

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 5

Congratulations, your family must be proud knowing you can handle both things with expert precision. Here's MLB's page where it refers to a Screwball as a curve that breaks in the opposite direction www.mlb.com/glossary/pit...

Screwball (SC)

Definition

A screwball is a breaking ball designed to move in the opposite direction of just about every other breaking pitch. It is one of the rarest pitches thrown in baseball, mostly because of the tax it can put on a pitcher's arm. The movement on the screwball -- which travels toward the pitcher's arm side -- is caused by an extremely unorthodox throwing motion.

Grip
In throwing the screwball, the pitcher snaps his wrist in a manner that causes his palm to face away from his glove side. This is in stark contrast to sliders and curveballs, for which a pitcher snaps his wrist so that the palm is facing the glove side.

Because of the awkward arm motion, a screwball is exponentially tougher to throw than a curveball. But, in theory, it should have the same effect as a curve -- only breaking in the opposite direction.

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 4

Not an advertisement, but my hometown in Canada has a hospital wing dedicated to the Colonel, because of all the money his foundation donated

A photo of the Colonel Harland Sanders Family Care Centre in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Apr 3

It's good to know a TSN anchor didn't know Alomar was banned from MLB

Tweet from TSN anchor Jennifer Hedger: "I had Roberto Alomar in my top 10 list for TSN's recent Face of the Franchise list...only to learn he was ineligible. My son asked me why he was banned, and I couldn't say. No one ever knew the allegations. Good on Steve for trying to get some answers."

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Mar 21

I'm a huge fan of his & he's a really good dude. He joined Limblifter a couple years ago. The band's been recording their new album, and posting snippets online

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Feb 24

I'm not sure it's AI, but it's definitely fake. I'm a trained video editor, so I looked at the frames of the video. I found the sitting player's head moves, but the apple doesn't move with it. Made a quick video showing the apple doesn't move as I slide the sequence back & forth.

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Feb 2

A tweet from Sean Ono Lennon

"Wokism is not a religion it's a full blown cult. I'm starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse."

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 31

Lawerence Stroll also comes up as well in the files

From Claire-Anne Stroll

Bien chere Ghislaine,
J'etais ravie de ta visite a Mustique et malheurcusement nous n'avons pas pu decouvrir
ton "tresor de pirate de " little st jeff!!", Chloe etait tres decue Mille mercis pour la magnifique photo de Lawrence et Chloe, Tu as definitivement un materiel photographique de qualite, j' aurais bien besoin de quelques conseils!! Nous repartons a Mustique la semaine prochaine ,mais lors de mon prochain passage a New york, je te contacterai. A tres bientot. Claire-Anne

Dear Ghislaine,

I was delighted by your visit to Mustique, and unfortunately we didn't get to discover
your "pirate treasure" from "Little St. Jeff!!"

Chloe was very disappointed.

Many thanks for the magnificent photo of Lawrence and Chloe. You definitely have top-quality photographic equipment; I could really use some advice! We're going back to Mustique next week, but I'll contact you on my next trip to New York. See you soon.
Claire-Anne

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 21

Futurama screenshot. A young Farnsworth looking sad. The caption reads:
"53 years old? ( groans )
Now I'll need a fake I.D.
to rent Ultraporn"

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 21

I did a quick edit on it if you want a less American Civil War-era looking photo

Maffew holding a gun, but it's been edited to look more modern & not like he's in the battle of Gerrysberg, or something. I don't know, I'm Canadian, we don't study this

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 17

I was at Exhibition Place in Toronto, a couple years ago, like a week after the race, looking at all the remnants of the track. I'm bummed they moved the race out of Toronto to Markham

A piece of pavement leftover from the Toronto IndyCar race. It's some red & white squares painted on some pavement with some tire marks on them

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 15

Pretzels & Pitas. I remember Josh Weinstein once wrote on Twitter he wishes they they didn't pick trendy foods for the Simpsons episode "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson", even though we got Whitey-Whackers

Simpsons screencap of MLB hall of famer Whitey Ford unconscious after a barrage of pretzels

Andrew Jordan@herrjordan· Jan 12

My first thought was this pic @hollyanderson.bsky.social took of you