Shitposts In Tiaras

@shitpostsintiaras

Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get shitpaid.

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Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir shitpostsintiaras.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jul 9

It doesn't mean hitting your head on the cupboard door yet so you heard it here first 🏆👑 Congratulations @patnspankme.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Screenshot from Urban Dictionary "No definitions found for smack your dick right into a bowl of oatmeal"

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jun 19

He didn't check the view tho 🏆👑 Congratulations @dnschmidt.com from @hellomanders.bsky.social

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jun 15

Pretty solid move by @dadback.bsky.social 🏆👑 Congratulations from @hellomanders.bsky.social

Simpsons "Hey baby my shirt's chafin' me"

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· May 11

Tittus Andronicus 🏆👑 Congratulations @shakespeare.lol from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social

Dan Akroyd as E Buzz Miller with Lorraine Newman sitting on a couch

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Apr 13

Presenting "Stanzas of Gibberish" starring @cosmicclau.bsky.social and @demandavoider.bsky.social 🏆👑 Congratulations from @onedogsopinion.bsky.social

Screenshot of a conversation between Cosmic Clau and Path:
Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social‬: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, Charlie Brown
‪Path 🎉‬ ‪@demandavoider.bsky.social‬: who spewed buttholes into the feed protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism
Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social:‬ who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob in the Discover feed when the blond & naked angel came to pierce them with a sword
‪Path 🎉‬ ‪@demandavoider.bsky.social:‬ yacketayakking screaming vomiting skeeting trauma and memories and midposts and cringe puns and shocks of *gestures broadly* and alf hog
‪Cosmic Clau‬ ‪@cosmicclau.bsky.social‬: who skeeted all night rocking and rolling over lofty incantations asking is this anything which in the yellow morning were stanzas of gibberish
-fin-

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Mar 25

Brussels sprouts actually win 🏆👑 Congratulations @shade5.bsky.social from @brusowrites.bsky.social

Google screenshot that says AI overview: Based on available data, significantly more people eat Brussels sprouts than engage in analingus (eating ass)

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Feb 27

I bet that looks so fucking cool 🏆👑 Congratulations @vtbee80.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social

Shower full of water with fish swimming in it

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Feb 13

Lots of people do that but this is still the current status as of right now

Trophied post screenshot showing quote posts are still disabled

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Feb 13

If you don't believe me I've got a san diego in the back of my truck 🏆👑 Congratulations @tedcruznipples.com from @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social

Ron Burgundy saying "Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego which of course in German means whale's vagina"

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jan 30

There are no wrong ways to get through a week 🏆👑 Congratulations @weeder.bsky.social from @captantagonist.bsky.social

Lloyd Bridges in Airplane picking the wrong week to quit everything

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jan 22

Shitposts in Tiaras, so organic you can start a hole family 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social and @infiniteishq.bsky.social from Whole Foods Family Planning

Screenshot of conversation beginning with Jim’s post “Snow and ice storm warnings across the Eastern Tennessee region means closings. First one to close? Sort of a financial institution. Like a depository. OK it’s a sperm bank” Then Sea Witch replies “Save the spooge!” and Jim gives her 3 laugh emojis a finger point a fist bump and a trophy to which she says “Dude, we both deserve tiaras from shitposts in tiaras for this one” and here it is

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jan 1

Here it is, your moment of it's a whole thing 🏆👑 Congratulations @britculpsapp.bsky.social from @jfloozie.xyz

Screenshot of a search for Mark Cuban and Martha with the Louvre of Bluesky's post "mark cuban found dead at the hands of martha"

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 26

Also, this post is a fucking SHINY

Notification that this post was liked by an account called Shiny Posts

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 20

Before they took them all out 🏆👑 Congratulations @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social

A sign that says holiday vibes but it's all blurry

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 20

Edited for television 🏆👑 Congratulations @frovo.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social

An angry man in a suit with the words mother father Chinese dentist over some curse words

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 16

Might I suggest 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

A playlist called pre-ruined songs with a picture of a boombox spitting out cassette tape

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 14

I saw you stop typing and raise you one letter three hours laitaire...🏆👑 congratulations @dly.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Squidward with big eyelashes and long nails

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Dec 10

This week's dedication goes out to a little cup...named coffee ☕🏆👑 Congratulations @twosense.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social

Casey Casem doing a dedication on the radio

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Oct 30

Everything's gonna be okay 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social

Kids in the Hall meme, he's hip he's cool he's 45

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Oct 24

Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social 🏆👑

Simpsons, Moe playing tennis saying his clowning around is putting me at ease

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Oct 14

Congratulations @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social 🏆👑

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Oct 11

Quote posts are disabled 😭

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Sep 2

Hence the motto ⬇️🏆👑 Congratulations @vinnievinson.bsky.social from @momercury.bsky.social

Google translate English to Latin for seize the shitpost = carpe stercore post

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jul 6

This is also a 15k motorboat 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

Boat on a trailer next to a woman in a bikini

Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras· Jun 23